Those Zero-Star Reviews Are the Best Thing to Happen to "Allâs Fair"
- - Those Zero-Star Reviews Are the Best Thing to Happen to "Allâs Fair"
Louis StaplesNovember 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Why We All Canât Stop Talking About Allâs Fair Ser Baffo
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Allâs Fair is TVâs most expensive meme. The Ryan Murphyâproduced Hulu drama stars Naomi Watts, Kim Kardashian, Glenn Close, Niecy Nash, and Sarah Paulson as a squad of #GirlBoss lawyers with very real-sounding names like âAllura Grantâ and âEmerald Greene.â There are outrageous lines like âYou may think Iâm being a greedy pig bottom,â which make the show feel like itâs made to be viewed via screenshots on an Instagram carousel. It practically begs to be a cultural moment. And against the oddsâand perhaps the very notion of taste itself?âit has become one.
The first three episodes were met by an overwhelmingly negative response from critics. It debuted with 0 percent on review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, where it has since climbed to just 4 percent. Meanwhile, The Guardianâs zero-star review (a brutal rating the paper has doled out only a handful of times) describes the show as âfascinatingly, incomprehensibly, existentially terrible.â However, the numbers tell a slightly different story. Hulu has said that the show is the platformâs most-viewed original scripted debut in three years, with over 3.2 million views in its opening days. And on my social feed, fans canât stop debating whether the show is âso bad, itâs good,â or just flat-out bad. (So far, no one has been brave enough to argue that itâs genuinely good.)
On Instagram, Kim Kardashian leaned into the discourse. She jokingly referred to Allâs Fair as âthe most critically acclaimed show of the yearâ and shared viral posts where fans said they were âobsessedâ with the âawfulâ acting, âridiculousâ styling, and âpredictableâ plots. Itâs a fitting response, because this show encapsulates the world the Kardashians have helped to buildâone where itâs possible to benefit from even the most negative attention.
Watching Allâs Fair, itâs easy to see why so many critics have hated it. (Glenn Close, if youâre reading this, blink twice for âHelp me!â) The show has the most implausible storylines and the creakiest dialogue and is a Frankenstein creation of constant materialism and casual cruelty dressed up as âfeminism,â all of which make Kim Kardashianâs motionless face and spoof-worthy line delivery feel almost inconsequential. Yet despite all this, I canât switch off the part of my brain that finds the very existence of Allâs Fair weirdly, unsettlingly entertaining. To not engage with this showâand the cultural chasm around itâwould almost feel like missing out. For the easily trolled among us (me), itâs impossible to look away.
Ser Baffo
Since its release, Allâs Fair has been likened to And Just Like ThatâŠ, which became synonymous with the practice of hate-watching. Iâm not totally convinced by this comparison, though. When listening to the And Just Like That⊠the Writerâs Room podcast, I didnât get the impression that Michael Patrick King and his co-conspirators were intentionally trying to create something bad, even ironically so. And I also didnât think fans were genuinely hate-watching AJLT; really, it was closer to hope-watching, with each week providing tiny glimmers of the Sex and the City characters we once loved. Allâs Fair, on the other hand, is more aware of its badness. And as I watched, I found myself feeling almost sadistic: I wasnât hoping for better; I actually wanted it to get even worse.
Itâs worth remembering that critical pushback isnât necessarily a barrier to something becoming culturally influential. In fact, there is a long history of culture that is considered âlow artâ being underestimated by criticsâespecially when itâs created by women and gay menâfrom the emergence of reality TV in the 2000s way back to the work of Andy Warhol, who of course coined the prescient term â15 minutes of fame.â The extreme reaction to Allâs Fair reminds me of Showgirls, a film that was branded one of the worst movies ever made when it was released in 1995 but has now been reframed as a campy cult classic, partly because of how much it was hated at the time.
A reappraisal of Allâs Fair is unlikely, but itâs not impossibleâespecially when you consider that being rebuked by critics is basically a rite of passage for the Kardashians. Their E! reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, was panned when it premiered in 2007. But Kris Jennerâs brood became a phenomenon regardless, mostly because people simply couldnât stop talking about them. This is a hallmark of the attention economy, where it doesnât matter whether youâve got more haters than fans, because even the most negative attention can be monetized online. Just look at George Santos, the disgraced former congressman who made $600,000 selling personalized Cameo videos before being sent to jail for fraud. (One of the first things Santos did hours after President Trump commuted his sentence was rejoin the platform, where he charges $300 per video, posting: âIâm back!!!â)
Ser Baffo
Part of what is so frustrating about social media today is that itâs difficult to tell what is real and what is being posted purely for engagement. I wonât even admit the amount of times recently Iâve had to count to 10 before deciding that, no, itâs not worth hitting Reply to a purposefully provocative post from someone who is almost certainly trying to game the algorithm. But itâs so hard not to fall for it. Allâs Fair conjures that exact same response; the show, and our reaction to it, makes it almost feel like a cultural shit-post.
It seems like weâre entering an era where expensive TV shows are essentially engagement bait from streaming platforms, designed to provoke the same feelings of judgment and superiority as the influencers we hate-follow. I wonder if the most revealing thing about Allâs Fair is how it holds up a mirror to us, reflecting our need for a shared experience. The desire for connectivity is collectively lowering our expectations.
This all feels vintage Kardashian, whose emergence was similarly equated with a wider cultural decline. In 2011, when Barbara Walters interviewed the family as part of her yearly â10 Most Fascinating Peopleâ series, she seemed vaguely annoyed about it, telling them, âYou donât have any talent!â To her surprise, they agreed. âI donât think we disagree,â said Kourtney, while KhloĂ© responded: âNone of us think we could sing or act or dance.â Sitting quietly next to them was Kim, who is now being billed ahead of Glenn Close in a TV drama.
Yes, the reviews of Allâs Fair have been brutal, but I suspect that Kim is secretly enjoying being back in the cultural fray. She has long since ascended to the A list to such an extent that her level of fame is now uncontroversialâalmost boring. And here she is, once again forcing people to question their ideas of taste, or what someone in her position should be âallowedâ to do. Somehow, this zero-star, 0 percent show has become another reminder never to underestimate her. I guess allâs fair in love, warâand getting attention.
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